So here are some retarded notices:
Strictly with the K.
The Biggest Ash Tray (I've seen) for uber addicts. Chain Smokers would be embarrassed, no wonder it's used as a rubbish bin since.
It reads: Parking is not allowed on the gate. "Don't Block The Driveway" would do justice.
It's so hot I want die. And for like a month now I don't have an air-con (it died of natural cause, old age, haha), but it will arrive this Tuesday, so yay!