Angel's Herald: September 2006

Shitty Typhoon

Posted by: Angelicum on Saturday, September 30, 2006
It didn't even brought flood, it's just the creepy wind that blew like there's no tomorrow. No, I'm not talking about Anna Nicole Smith.

Seven freaking hours of non-stop end-of-the-world breeze, now we're on our third day of blackout. Holy cow hole. Everyday routine for the past three days, movie house at 3:00 PM, crappy Netopia at 5:30, grocery at 7:00 at home by 8:00, bored til midnight, dead til 9 AM the following day.

This won't continue for another day, because if the freaking power is not back 24 hours from now, I will kill myself.

I have SO MANY things to blog about!!

What Will I Have

Posted by: Angelicum on Thursday, September 28, 2006
October 24 I'll have either one of these dabomb gadget or another one that I can't freaking guess. If it's neither of these two cute players, I hope it's something better. Better means more expensive =P

ZEN Vision: M

ZEN Vision

When they arrived, I may sell my Dell Axim x50, seen here, for USD 250-negotiable.

Dell Axim x50

Please please email me if interested at and I'll give you the information you want.

Elton John Concert

Posted by: Angelicum on Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Can't Wait! Some varaibles edited for privacy.

Dear Mr. Oda,

We are writing because you have registered for the Appreciation Event featuring an exciting concert by Sir Elton John on Tuesday, October 24 in San Francisco. We have been working closely with the OpenWorld team over the summer and have some very important updates regarding the event.

We realize that the updated information (provided below) may affect your decision to attend the Appreciation Event:

  • If you do NOT want to attend the Appreciation Event anymore, please reply to this message by Friday, September 29. We will cancel your registration for this activity, and you will have free time instead. Please note: 1) If you are traveling with a Chaperone you cannot attend without him/her; 2) Chaperones cannot attend the Appreciation Event unless accompanying you.

  • If you do still want to attend the Appreciation Event, you do not need to do anything. If we don't receive a reply from you, we will assume that you do still want to attend and will leave your registration as is.


1) There will be 20,000+ OpenWorld attendees at the Appreciation Event. You have been granted special entry but we are strictly limited to a private, no-alcohol area.

2) The current schedule (tentative and subject to change) is as follows:

  • We will depart the Parc 55 Hotel at approximately 6:45 pm and arrive at the Appreciation Event by 7:15 pm.
  • 7:15 - 8:00 pm: We will take a tour of the event facility.
  • 8:00 - 11:30 pm: There will be some opening acts, and then Elton John is scheduled to perform from approximately 10:30 - 11:30 pm.
  • We will depart the Appreciation Event at approximately 11:30 pm, which means it is very likely you will not be back at the hotel until midnight. Please note that workshops start at 9:00 am the next day.

Thank you for your attention, and please remember to respond to this email if you no longer wish to attend the Appreciation Event. As always, please also feel free to contact us with any questions.


The Arrival: LV Groom Collection

Posted by: Angelicum
Sometimes, sugar parents are very useful. Especially those who are abroad, to grab the WHOLE collection of the new LV Groom.

Whole colection's almost USD 4,000 =P Mooooo! Dreams Dreams..

After The Chicken: Kate Hudson

Posted by: Angelicum on Monday, September 25, 2006
Okay, this is just creepy, just a couple of posts away, I was blogging about a freaky 4-legged chicken on a Californian farm. Just in time, I found this creepy clippings from Perez Hilton, six-toed Kate Hudson!

I wonder if this is true? Shocks.

Celebrity Censored Sunglasses

Posted by: Angelicum on Sunday, September 24, 2006
...goodness gracious, finally, something for me! Hahaha kidding.

Want to remain anonymous? Is the
paparazzi on your tail?

Then pop on a pair of these hilarious censor bar glasses that are fun to joke around w/ your friends! Plastic. Glasses do not offer UV protection. Reflective inside edges so you can see who's talking behind your back!!! 7”x2”

No, Justin Timberlake wasn't seen sporting it. =P

You can buy this at, where my friend bought some things in behalf of me a year ago. One of the few tolerable online branded shops.

Four-legged Chicken

Posted by: Angelicum
Henrietta the chicken was living inconspicuously among 36,000 other birds at Brendle Farms for 18 months - until a foreman noticed she had four legs.

Mark Zuckerberg is god

Posted by: Angelicum on Friday, September 22, 2006
Mark Elliot Zuckerberg (born May 14, 1984) is an American computer programmer, the face behind, an online social directory, with the help of Harvard roommates Chris Hughes and Dustin Moskovitz. The site is used by over 9.5 million people at over 2,200 universities, 22,000 high schools, and 2,000 companies around the world. The site quickly became an electronic bumblebee, pollinating many American colleges with gossip, flirtation and news of the next fraternity party.

Mark's Facebook profile picture. Simple.

Zuckerberg was recently offered by Yahoo USD 750,000,000. He rejected it. Then Yahoo made it to 9M with little revisions on the proposal saying that Facebook will stay independent from Yahoo and Zuckerberg still the one in-charge, and he rejected again demanding USD 2 Billion. Isn't that godly????

Money, at least so far, does not seem to draw him. He lives in a barren apartment in Palo Alto, California, a short walk from Facebook's office. He only bought a stereo recently at the request of his girlfriend.

Zuckerberg keeps tight control over the company's activities. He still writes some of the site's program code, designs most of its features and represents the site in public.

This shows how more dignified young people are compared with the money hungry adults, I mean, it;s USD 900M, at USD 20M you can already buy the Sandriam Castle in England complete with all thousand-year-old furniture for god sake.

Visit this link for an interview with god.

This is such a Wow moment.

Going Vegan?

Posted by: Angelicum on Thursday, September 21, 2006
For years, I've been an active member of People for Ethical Treatment of Animals (PeTA). Joining the campaign against Benetton, and joining the fans swooning to buy their products after the boycott was being uplifted. PeTA has been open for member, vegan or not, but of course they will try their sheer best to influence you to go veg. For years I decided not to, and to remove myself from the group. It's just that, sustainable consumption doesn't just mean going veg, it means not using leather, not using computers cause a hardisk part were made of jellyfish, and all that heck.

As a UNV, we also have partnered with Organic Producer's Trade Association, a group of old ladies going organic. Partnership means tours, so we had an organic tour last December and I sure enjoyed it. Feeling clean and all that is something good. We went to Mariveles and Subic for the Organic tour, myself, an officemate and fellow UN Volunteer from Korea Keun Tae Kim and Yong Woo Kim. I know naming them did'nt matter cause thousands of Koreans have the same exact name, and 70% of them uses kim as suffix. Duh.

It's amazing how the old ladies we are with are so organic they actually smell like leaves. They even used organic perfumes, organic slippers and organic hairgels. However on our way back to Manila, we ate at Max Restaurant.

Retarded International Kid Indicator

Posted by: Angelicum
The one who wrote this indicators may have not gone anywhere outside Manila, at maximum may have gone outside of the country but only to Hong Kong. Duh

World Cup Opening, I asked the Italian girl how much she was paid for this job. Hahaaha!

You know you're an international kid when:
1. You own a passport, or you own more than one passport, or you own a foreign passport. Duh?
2. You know what TCK means. I don't freaking know what this means.
3. You know what expat means. Duh?
4. You use MSN/ICQ because you know they're cooler than AIM (and the rest of the world uses it) Just proves how outdated the maker of this thing is.
5. Fahrenheit = f'd up. Or you can convert from Farenheit to celcius to farenheit. Your spelling of fahrenheit and celsius' not right yo.
6. You can swear in more than one language. You're dumb if you can't.
7. You know that the US is not the only country in the world. Same as my comment on number 6.
8. You know what IB means. No.
9. You miss the cheap (and delicious) food from home! Asshole Remark.
10. Your yearbook had more than one language in it! Annoying Remark
11. You keep having to explain to everyone why you speak English, even though you grew up elsewhere. Duh?
12. You are tired of people asking - "Where IS that?" No.
13. You spent your high school years at bars, clubs, and pubs because legal @ 21 makes no sense to you. You make no sense
14. High school graduation went by relatively fast considering there were only about sixty people in your class.No.
15. No matter what people tell you, you'll never drink tap water. Or when you can, you appreciate it, and drink out of the tap more than buying bottledwater just because you can. Say it again.
16. Sports tournaments required plane rides and homestays. See world cup picture above.
17. You have friends all over the world because international kids are everywhere! Dumb

This is what I call International kid. Boasting implemented.

International kid on international news ya'll. Wahahaha!

International escapade for the year starts October til December, even if November onwards isn't sure yet. Darn.

Queer Bags for Straight Fags

Posted by: Angelicum on Wednesday, September 20, 2006
From the latest clothing line of Missoni comes the gayest bag the runway have ever seen. I mean, what guy will carry these little taters?

I dont get the second picture below really. Anyway, I think these bags are cute, may or may not use them, very cheap too, not on the 4 figure level.

Darn, what's up with those lacy langerie cover ups?

Shorts Inipit

Posted by: Angelicum
Mommy's not around for some day manning my grandma as one of the shifting responsibility recipients. And the Labandera's shift will still be next week for both laundering and ironing because her kamag-anak is going abroad. Means no laundry, no new laundered shorts and sandos for housewears.

Solution? Old baggy shorts with a help of a rubber band to tighten the circumference as the shorts don't have any working garter anymore. And what a heck house I'm living in, there's no rubber band around. There's an ipit however. Tada!

Palmolive Commercial: May Sapak

Posted by: Angelicum
I sincerely think this Anti-dandruff Palmolive commercial of Iya Villania is by far the craziest headbanging commercial ever. It's so headbanging it's already inapproriate.

If you shake your head like this, you'll definitely get no dandruff, but her friends should watch out for falling debris being transferred to their crowning glory.

I Don't Think They're Guilty

Posted by: Angelicum
...said Fr. James Reuter, 90, an American Jesuit priest who has lived in the Philippines for most of his life. "The only one accused of touching her is Danny, the baby boy," he said, referring to Lance Corporal Daniel Smith, the accused.

Quoting: I think it was seduction, he was 19, she was 22. He has no formal role in the case but has taken it upon himself to be not only a spiritual adviser but also an energetic advocate for the marines. "I don't think they’re guilty," he said, "not a bit."

In taking the side of his countrymen he has gambled a lifetime of affection and respect that has led people here to embrace him as one of their own - “more Filipino than many Filipinos” in the words of one admirer. In 1996 the Philippine Congress awarded him honorary citizenship.

And here's a video of the one of the prosecutors, a panel recently kicked out of Nicole's team describing them, her defenders, "incompetent." Wow, how thick can you get? Seen here saying Nicole and her mother as "Taong Engrata walang lugar sa mundong ito" (Ingrate beings have no place on earth)

The case is defenitely. From the start, I am leaning towards the accused, I even almost bet some bucks with my friend about the case.

The Margiela Stitch

Posted by: Angelicum on Tuesday, September 19, 2006
When I was a kid, I used to have a sando with the same style, that was like 1990 or the latest 1993. I am however not sure if the Martin Margiela clothing line is already on the works at those times, if not, then the idea is not so original to begin with.

Chosen as one of The Most Stylish Things in the World Right Now. The four simple, white stitches that hold the label in place on a Martin Margiela garment have, in their own subtle way, become a logo as recognizable as the Lacoste crocodile. At some point familiarity may breed contempt, but for now, they remain the mark of a true fashion insider. But of course you already knew that.

Child Molestation

Posted by: Angelicum
Snippets from Paris Hilton's latest music video.

Pedo pedo here we go.. Michael Jackson's not alone..

Sexy Japanese Hunk

Posted by: Angelicum on Monday, September 18, 2006
One of my many investigative journalism sstint, this time, an interview with a Japanese hearthrob, Masaya Inokuchi.

Wahahahaha! Daym!

Slot Machine: My Biases

Posted by: Angelicum on Saturday, September 16, 2006
I'm not sure if I'm bias, but I have had some biases proven to be fair and embracing the truth:

Top to Bottom, Left to Right.

Bong Revilla, Maui Taylor and German Moreno. the Dumbees.

Jesse Metcalfe, Gay Aiken, I mean Clay, Kevin Fagerline, I mean Federline. K-fag sucks money from Mama Birtney. Poor Sean Preston

Lesbo: I love Michelle Rodriguez and the fact that she has more testosterone than Michael Jordan, she's so cool. Les-bi, lesbian bisexual Marcia cross, I love this porcelain, I mean desperate houswife too. This one's Leslie, wondering what on earth is she doing here and who she is? Don't worry, I have no idea too.

Imelda Marcos, Conboleezza Rice and Gloria Macapagal Arroyo. These three women can make this world a better place. So better we will find ourselves sleeping on jewels, shoes, bags and good governance. =P

Are You Insured?

Posted by: Angelicum

Cute Hisahito

Posted by: Angelicum
For the past year, I have consistently been involved with Japanese friends with names I can consider hardest to pronounce and remember. Masaya, Yumiko, Nozomi, Chikako, Takahide, Ayako, Mariko, Arita, and Suzuke. However, it pays back really, cause from now on, I am ensured of free accommodation whenever I visit or stop over Japan.

However, that's not even the topic. The topic would be the newly presented Prince Hisahito, just nine days after his birth, son of Princess Kiko and Prince Akishino of Japan, the first heir to the imperial throne in four-decades. I like his name so much, Hisa meaning eternal serenity and Hito meaning person of highest moral standard. Isn't it so darn cool to have a name with such deep freakin meaning?! I don't even know what Angelicum signifies for god sake.

The Imperial Household Agency has hired a nurse to take care of the prince and media reports say his home has been renovated with a new stove for warming milk, padded carpets and a fence around the staircases for protection.

Hisahito's birth was hailed by royal loyalists as forestalling a succession crisis for one of the world's oldest imperial systems, which allows only male rulers and had desperately needed a new heir for the coming generation.

No Bagged Spinach!

Posted by: Angelicum
American kiddos are jumping with sincere joy, they don't have to eat Spinach no more. Not the bagged one at least. Popeye's life-saving vegetable has today been officially suspected of being the primary cause of the 10-state spread of E-coli.

One fatality and Fifty malicious cases so far. Some posts away, I talked about Sponge Bob Square Pants Spinach, which is about to be released very soon. Sorry Spong Bob =P

It's creepy when I begin talking about this health craps. My friends were freaked out once I explained to them how unlikely it is for dogs to accumulate E-coli and Campylobacterjejuni inside their system.

Attention Multiply Readers

Posted by: Angelicum on Friday, September 15, 2006
Just so it's clear. I am originally posting this blog via my Blogspot account and images looks exceedingly unfit on my Multiply layout, so I'm sorry with that.

On the other note, I have noticed that through my blog, some of my previous school friends have read my post about the "annoying girl," no, I don't feel gay for bashing an immature girl. Thanks for appreciating that post, I so love you.

Picking Ass in Ontario

Posted by: Angelicum
Just uploaded via YouTube a video of me in Ontario where I was caught picking my ass. =))

I hope that god will send out his moeny to me again so I can visit Canada next year. I found a perfect job in Canada a month ago, made my resume, and vwala! I lost the link where I found the freakin job. Shit.

Update: Rape! Rape! Rape!

Posted by: Angelicum
An update to my previous post about the Subic rape case:

The complainant in the Subic rape case and her mother walked out of the Makati courtroom some 10 minutes before the hearing of the marathon trial began Thursday.

The mother of the accuser said that their lawyers are incompetent. Yeah right, who is she to know if the lawyers are incompetent or not for god sake? The reason for walk out is just plain nasty, disrespectful, very uneducated and is full of malice. The prosecution team later walked out of the courtroom as well, they are crying, because after months of stress and hospitalizations due to fatigues in trying to uplift the victim's morale and win the case, they were dumped in one snap of a hand.

"Personally, I am hurt, ”Valdez said, on the verge of tears. "“We have been doing our best sometimes to the detriment of other cases we are handling...If it takes not to sleep, we don't, just to prepare...To say that we are incompetent, that is too unfair."

Valdez is vice chair of the prosecution panel in the case against four American Marines accused of the alleged rape of Nicole inside the Subic free port last November 1. In this light, I think the case is slowly being proven against the accusers, credibility and consistency-wise. tsk tsk.

it's not that easy to suck money from American soldiers you know...

Slot Machine: No Makeup Monsters

Posted by: Angelicum on Wednesday, September 13, 2006
First one to reach 1-inch thick makeup work gets M.A.C. supply of one year. For Filipinos, just a little powder away would make a lot of difference, say under the eyes to hide the eyebags that looked like a dried armpit sweat. For old Caucasians, a little foundation caking may be needed as well as garter tapes to stretch those wrinkles, and the difference is not really much, it just stretched and lifted the look. For black women, a lot of creaming & caking foundation should be involved under a thick layer of at least 4 different powder shades; and the change is a lot different as I have observed on Iman's beauty book.

Let's all get made-up!

First, Oprah, no question about it, her makeup artists is a miracle sent from heaven, I mean god. I love Oprah more than any other woman aside from my lady relatives, but really, without makeup, she looks like an outertwined asshole.

Vince Cañizares, as if you know him anyway? Look, eyebags, hair, everything. That tan powder on the lips made it for him. Looks so Boracay-ish.

Barbara Streisand, old, no question.

Coolest Umbrella Maker

Posted by: Angelicum
(...that could've been the record for him)

I am planning to go to Hong Kong on December, perhaps even celebrate Christmas there, just to experience something new, holiday season in Hong Kong. I still have to save at least freakin USD 300-400 though.

One purpose would also be to have an umbrella custom-made. By none other than Ho Hung Hee, holder of the Guinness World Records for producing the most expensive umbrella in the world. The USD 2,000 (GBP 1,067 or PHP 100,920) umbrella was made from an ox-hide and a 100-year-old German frame.

I really think he's the coolest guy on earth, a record holder, and all that, and still doing what he loves most, inside a mere selling shack. Wow, so humble.

This lady is a model of Anti-Empty, friend Nick's clothing line. She's holding an umbrella made by Ho Hung Hee, and I happen to shelter myself on that very umbrella when I'm in Hong Kong. It's cool realizing that you have used something used on a flawless advertisement photo, and even cooler knowing that that thing was made by a world record holder. However, it's not cool to realize I am not making sense at all right now. =P

I have A Drinking Problem

Posted by: Angelicum

Imelda, Election, Hermes

Posted by: Angelicum on Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Soon be the crappy Philippine election which have never really put the men and women who deserve the powers in power. And of course, in every election, there are the Marcoses. I like them. Really. Not the killings though.

And what else would you expect but the crappy news to feature the Marcoses because perhaps they were paid by them. Just awhile ago, it's Imelda featured in Saksi, a news that was like a boomerang when it comes to timeslot change, 6 PM today, 11 PM tomorrow, hosted by the most irritating anchor of all time. Mike Enriquez. The feature (hosted by the biggest-headed women in media history, I mean it physically, Vicky Morales.) was about Imelda, who owns the finest and most expensive jewelries in the past, and now makes her own out of trash! Yeah she said the beads were bought from Greenhills, she's right, Greenhills is a trash. Yeah right! And I was able to have a mere crappy TV capture of her sporting a Hermes Vert Anis Ostrich Kelly. At least USD 14,000. Now that's not freakin trash.

Same as Imelda's bag, but this one is a Hermes Birkin, not Kelly. I really still wonder where she's getting the money. I still wonder why those Hermes bags are that expensive. I still won't wonder if Oprah will be barred from entering Hermes again, especially in Paris. And yeah, The Devil Wears Prada showed the most number of Hermes Boxes and products than any other movies ever.