My Real Age, Evolution And Ancientry
Anyhow, here's my real age, go stress your eyes.
If you happen to have read the US Embassy guidelines on photo rules, you may have realized how long and detailed it is. Perhaps I'm one of the few persons who looked haggard on their US Visa.
One of the rules is not to repeat as much as possible the picture you'll use. Overruled. Another rule would be NOT as in NEVER to submit glossy photos. Overruled. Here you can see my evolution from being a cigarette vendor to a well-fed wanted drug lord slash Triad member.
At least Philippine VISA is digitalized, AT LEAST. Unlike the Jamaican VISA, in which you can have it made by any random stamp maker in Cubao. And to think, Ambassador Tesoro (wife or immediate relative of Patis Tesoro) is one bunch of a boastful Humpty Dumpty, for graciousness sake, his office (Jamaican Embassy in The Philippines) looks and smells like our bodega. I swear, no exaggeration needed, I'm so so serious.
Booo manual handwriting on passports! Boo cheap stamps as VISAs Hahaha!